i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
So. Much. Porn.
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