yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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