i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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