Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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