There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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