My room smells like vodka and shame
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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