He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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