Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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