she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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