I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
