you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
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