so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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