Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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