Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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