We need to rekindle our bromance
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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