She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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