hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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