mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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