What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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