im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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