worst night to have a conscience
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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