I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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