that's an acceptable place to lick
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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