Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I deserve this hangover.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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