Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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