Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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