Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
