Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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