so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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