HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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