Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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