i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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