That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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