HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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