Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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