i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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