honey bunches of taint.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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