i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
