Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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