Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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