Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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