I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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