Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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