BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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