It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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