i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Just high enough for therapy.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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