u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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