If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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