how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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