i just had sex bonerless
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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