so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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