Hey man sorry I got all grabby
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
whose parrot is this?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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