Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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