sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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