She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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