in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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