absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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