scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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