My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
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