We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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