You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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